März 2010 – Das neue Tagebuch vom Ei

Q: Why did you shoot all these people? A: I wanted bacon. Now gimme.

Eater National: The Manliest Way to Cook Bacon: A Machine Gun

This is more than somewhat awesome. I wish I learned that in school, instead of stooopid english… via 9gag.com

Well, if that isn’t the perfect Valentines Gifft, I don’t knwo what is.. via i.imgur.com

Yaep, she got me there. Point and match for P.

Here comes the sun – or at least the spring can come. And surprisingly, my tonsils feel swollen – I might need a bit of ice…. Thx Daniel!

After dinner, some gentlemen require a toothpick. This one helps you at every meal without bacon – becaouse evern a bacon-loving gentleman can find himself in baconless situations.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks | Other | Gear

Fuck this, i’m not THAT irish. Actually, watching this I’m not Irish at all. Bacon should only be green if watched through green-tinted glasses. Or because it is watched through the bottom of a bottle. wellllll, that seems to be a viable way, so far. Excuse me while i do the necessary scientific testing…. (shuffling to exit left)

9 bizarre green foods to try this St. Patrick’s Day

Bacon Freak wrote a bacon cook book.

Chive and Bacon Omelette (photoset)
Recipe
via sundayrecipes

Baconblog approves of this Lolcat-Merchandise.

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