FAQ

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Was zum lachen.

Und in diesem Falle, wenn jemand mich fragt, würde ich antworten: What he said.

„I have this really cool video. Do you want it?“
No.
„Why not?“
I probably have received it already a few dozen times.
„But it’s really cool. And it’s brand new. Never seen it before!“
If you received it by mail, so did I. If you found it on the net, send me a link. Do not send the file.
„I have this really funny Powerpoint file.“
[Yawn]

„I can’t get video chat to work between Mac and PC. Will you help me?“
No. Call AOL.

„It’s almost working. I can see the other person, but I can’t hear him/her.“
Call AOL.

„They won’t answer my call.“
Hire me. My rate would be onehundredandtwentyfive an hour. Plus VAT and expenses. Four hours minimum. Dollars for small problems, Euros for big problems. British Pounds for management problems.

„You don’t reply to my instant messages.“
Do I know you?

„I have this really cool product. Will you write about it?
No.

„But it’s really great.“
Ok. Send one to my address.

„When do you send it back?“
That depends.

„Depends on what?“
If it is really crappy, you can have it back any time.

„But it isn’t. It’s really great.“
In that case it may have won the editor-refuses-to-give-it-back award. Consider yourself warned.

[to be continued]