fairphantom: yourmercurymouth:whatwhatwhat:hammerito:paulewogblog: Igor: Dr. Frankenstein… Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Fronkensteen.” Igor: You’re putting me on. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it’s pronounced “Fronkensteen.” Igor: Do you also say “Froaderick”? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No… ”Frederick.” Igor: Well, why isn’t it “Froaderick Fronkensteen”? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn’t; it’s “Frederick Fronkensteen.” Igor: I see. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. Igor: No, it’s pronounced “eye-gor.” Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was “ee-gor.” Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren’t they? Greatest. Movie. Ever.