Almost 31

Falls sich jemand wundert,  warum die Seite ’ne Zeit nicht zu erreichen war, alles ein bisserl anders ausschaut und ich wieder ein paar graue Haare mehr habe: Ich habe die Datenbank bereinigt und Worpress komplett neu auffesetzt. Mit der dauernden Rumprobiererei war irgendwann an allen Ecken nur noch Duct Tape und Kaugummi. Deswegen: Vorläufig bisserl Baustelle und bald ist wieder alles wie’s war.
By the way: Which one should I choose for my answering machine?
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– Hi. I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is. So you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
– Hello, I’m Bela’s answering machine. What are you?
– Hi. This is Bela. Sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. Leave your name and number, then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.