I found god.
Seriously!
He has a shop – store.baconsalt.com. Everything I ever wanted is there.
Fuck world peace and goodwill towards others, i WANT J&D’s Bacon Flavored Mmmvelopes (3 packs of 25) and the salts and everything.
So, I’ll take a break here, to ride the waves of the bacon-gasmn. Have a nice summer.