The idea that a handbag has something to do with style was backed up by a spokesman for Jimmy Choo, who said that if you have good shoes and a good bag you will look right. Rubbish. If you are fat and you have only one tooth there’s no handbag in the world that will mask the problem, unless you wear it over your head. And I don’t recommend that because if you put your head in a handbag it would take two years to find it again.
For crying out loud!: The world according to Clarkson (Jeremy Clarkson)
Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.
Napalm and Silly Putty (George Carlin)
“Does it work? Are they happier ?” “Sometimes. Mostly, no. It’s like the people who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, but who learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.”
The Graveyard Book (Neil Gaiman)
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
Napalm and Silly Putty (George Carlin)
IT’S BECAUSE OF THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE.
“What’s that?”
I’M NOT SURE.
The Fifth Elephant (Terry Pratchett)
Das neue Tagebuch vom Ei 